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Funny Facebook Status Quotes by Nishan Panwar
- You can never really say whats' on your mind, when your family is on Facebook.
- Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story; in life, no one helps you once…
- Social sites may ruin your relationship but it also help you in getting new one.
- To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research.
- The admirable difference between smokers and non-smokers is: smokers don't mind that non-smokers don't smoke!
- It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
- When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??
- If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of…
- Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To Work!
More Funny Facebook Status Quotes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. — Joey Adams
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
- Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. — Josh Billings
- All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is… — Erma Bombeck
- Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — George Burns
- A man is known by the company his mind keeps. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark. — George Carlin