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Funny Facebook Status Quotes by Benjamin Franklin
- Admiration is the daughter of ignorance.
- A good conscience is a continual Christmas.
- A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.
- A place for everything, everything in its place.
- A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two things. There will be sleeping enough in the grave.
- A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one.
- A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
- God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
- All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future; and hence we often…
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