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Funny Facebook Status Quotes by Ephrem Hardin
- A female saying that she doesn't like attention is like a guy saying he doesn't like getting blowjobs. -Just Saying
- Her: I make heads turn when I walk in a room. Me: People always stare at car accidents. -Just Saying
- When I want to be alone I log onto MySpace. -Just Saying
- If I had a dollar for every time I gave a fuck, I would have $0. -Just Saying
- Awkward moment when someone says HEY!!! Remember me? Your response Nope -Just Saying
- Relationships these days are shorter than a females period. -Just Saying
- Her: being an asshole isn't attractive Me: neither is being a slut -Just Saying
- Why do so many females look better on Facebook and Instagram than in person? Answer: Photo Editing -Just Saying
- Sometimes I wonder, would females have all these relationship problems if they would have chose those nice guys they decided to ignore. -Just Saying
- Ladies, men will listen to all your problems if you learned how to say thank you with a blowjob.
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