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Funny Facebook Status Quotes by Asheya
- When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
- Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. -
- If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter. -
- When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
- The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.
- Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this…
- Seems legit :) lmfao
- Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is SMILING. Teacher: You must be Kidding? Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING
- Girls fall in love with what they hear. Boys fall in love with what they see. Thats why girls wear make up and boys lie.
- Everything I like is either Illegal, Immoral, Fattening, Addictive, Expensive, or Impossible.
- HUSBAND SAY: when I get I get mad at u, u never fight back. how do u control your anger? WIFE SAYS: I clean the…
- Im so addicted to facebook I can log-in with my eyes close.
More Funny Facebook Status Quotes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. — Joey Adams
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
- Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. — Josh Billings
- All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is… — Erma Bombeck
- Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — George Burns
- A man is known by the company his mind keeps. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark. — George Carlin