Best Funny Facebook Status Wisdom
2195 Funny Facebook Status quotes by 404 unique authors
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I thought of killing the smartest person in the world... But then I remembered. Suicide is a crime. ;)
— Abhishek Tiwari
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Even if you live your life as a open book, people will still wonder which pages have secret messages.
— MJ Korvan
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With so many girls using filter, I'm assuming true beauty is hard to find nowadays
— Emanuel Sebastiao
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You can't have a relationship without any fights. But you can make your relationship worth the fight.
— Nikhil Saluja
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I notice everything, sometimes I just don't say anything.
— Nikhil Saluja
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I have a simple taste.. I'm only satisfied with the best
— Nikhil Saluja
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Dear Algebra stop trying to get us to find your x shes never coming back. And don't even think about asking y.
— Mario Tomasello
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Its so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then dont say it.
— Ritu Ghatourey
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The tiny SEED knew that in order to GROW it needed to be dropped in DIRT, covered in darkness, and STRUGGLE to reach the LIGHT....
— Suman Rai
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BEFORE TALKING: Please connect the TONGUE to the BRAIN!
— Nikhil Saluja
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Let him open your mind before he opens your Legs. The bond usually lasts longer.
— Nikhil Saluja
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I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them
— Hussein Nishah
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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out
— Hussein Nishah
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I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday
— Hussein Nishah
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I am sure I have a defective iphone, I keep pressing the home button and Im still at work
— Hussein Nishah
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I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something
— Hussein Nishah
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Girls work on their looks but not their minds bcoz they know boys are stupid, not blind
— Hussein Nishah
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Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me
— Hussein Nishah
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Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
— Hussein Nishah
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I dont usually sleep enough, but when I do, its still not enough
— Hussein Nishah
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My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it
— Hussein Nishah
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Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up
— Hussein Nishah
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I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying
— Hussein Nishah
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No matter how hard I try, I just never seem to run out of bad ideas
— Hussein Nishah
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My 2017 resolution is to stop thinking so much about the future
— Hussein Nishah
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