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2195 Funny Facebook Status quotes by 404 unique authors

Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful — Hussein Nishah
People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world. — Hussein Nishah
Never argue with an idiot. People watching won't be able to tell the difference — Hussein Nishah
You're not fat, you're just.. easier to see — Hussein Nishah
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza — Hussein Nishah
Life would be much easier if mosquitoes sucked, tension instead of blood — Hussein Nishah
I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice — Hussein Nishah
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband — Hussein Nishah
Its funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. Its like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered — Hussein Nishah
They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Whos in a hurry? — Hussein Nishah
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished — Hussein Nishah
I dont understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle — Hussein Nishah
Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking — Hussein Nishah
Bitch also stands for beautiful, intelligent, talented and charming human being — Hussein Nishah
You dont realise how many clothes you have, until you wash them — Hussein Nishah
My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are — Hussein Nishah
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes — Hussein Nishah
Dear math, Im not therapist so solve your own problems — Hussein Nishah
I dont always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent — Hussein Nishah
Laughing is the best medicine but if you are laughing for no reason, you need medicine — Hussein Nishah
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your… — Superman
Newtons law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of… — Hussein Nishah
Years of education , solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull. — Hussein Nishah
He most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is Salary is Credited — Hussein Nishah
Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions. — Hussein Nishah

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