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- The only reason the laundrette on Albert Square in Eastenders is open is because none of the people on there can figure out how to…
- Sky Digital - Shit loads of channels, fuck all to watch!
- Is it me or does Big Mo Slater off Eastenders look like the donkey from Shrek?
- A comedic look at the TV License, you stop paying it and you get clobbered, you pay the fine but continue to not pay the…
- Malcolm In The Middle... sounds like a sex position
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
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- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin