Sparki Dee Quotes
- As bored as someone sitting in a weird pub watching the landlord's cat licking its knob.
- As bored and fed up as a grand national jockey reaching for top shelf porn
- The only reason the laundrette on Albert Square in Eastenders is open is because none of the people on there can figure out how to…
- Sky Digital - Shit loads of channels, fuck all to watch!
- Is it me or does Big Mo Slater off Eastenders look like the donkey from Shrek?
- A comedic look at the TV License, you stop paying it and you get clobbered, you pay the fine but continue to not pay the…
- Malcolm In The Middle... sounds like a sex position
- Love is sometimes a bitch. Just don't marry it!
- You can talk behind my back while I fart on your face
- Darling you're so far up your own backside you need a sat nav to help you out of it