"The only reason the laundrette on Albert Square……" — Sparki Dee
"The only reason the laundrette on Albert Square in Eastenders is open is because none of the people on there can figure out how to work their washing machines"
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The world has changed far more in the past 100 years than in any other century in history. The reason…
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e idea of a personal God is quite alien to me and seems even naive. However, I am also not…
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I met my darling wife Wilnelia in 1980 when we were on the judging panel for the Miss World contest…
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No, it is better not. She will only ask me to take a message to Albert.
— Benjamin Disraeli
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When asked what single event was most helpful in developing the Theory of Relativity, Albert Einstein replied, "Figuring out how…
— W. Edwards Deming
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As I look back over the truly crucial events in my life I realize that they were not planned long…
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