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Funny Quotes by Lewis Grizzard
- There's no such thing as being too Southern.
- Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
- You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat…
- Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
- Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin