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- On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.
- Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that?…
- There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.
- The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get…
- You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat…
- I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
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- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- I wanted to get back to my style of 20 years ago after a long period of exploring horror and fantasy themes. — Dario Argento
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle
- Most people would rather give than get affection. — Aristotle
- The faces I see in the modeling industry can get dull. — Kevyn Aucoin
- Get this in mind early: We never grow up. — Richard Bach
- The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. — Richard Bach
- I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am today. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- The riskiest thing you can do is get greedy. — Lance Armstrong
- If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on. — Lance Armstrong
- I still don't get golf. — Lance Armstrong