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Funny Quotes by Jessica Simpson
- Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?
- The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.
- You change with the guys you date.
- As a woman who has some sort of power, you have to have a man that can take that. It's hard to find those men.
- Normally, I'm so shy.
- Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
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- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin