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Funny Quotes by Brandon Samuel
- I wonder if I had a Twifey and we fuck..I wonder if that would be call Twsex.. :/
- I don't stop arguing until I get my point across.I always got to have the last word!
- When I have a daughter I'm going to name her Taken. That way when a boy asks her names she say Hi, I'm Taken.
- The awkward moment when you're pretending you're talking to someone on the phone and then it rings.
- A slut is fun in everyone's bed. A good girlfriend is only a slut in yours.
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin