"I wonder if I had a Twifey and……" — Brandon Samuel
"I wonder if I had a Twifey and we fuck..I wonder if that would be call Twsex.. :/"
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13 Quotes by Brandon Samuel
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This is my Twitter Account, I tweet what I want whenever the hell I want!
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Gay , Bi , Ugly , Fine , Rich , Poor , Skinny , Fat , Black , White ,…
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Loyal females deserve the best.
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I don't stop arguing until I get my point across.I always got to have the last word!
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When I have a daughter I'm going to name her Taken. That way when a boy asks her names she…
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I treat people the way they treat me. So if you don't like how I treat you it's most likely…
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Stop over thinking, stop worrying, stop complaining. Life is too short for all that.
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The awkward moment when you're pretending you're talking to someone on the phone and then it rings.
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The one that you love never marry to them - is the one who love you they gonna make you…
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It's like we're on a roller-coaster; you take me up high then take me down low.
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A slut is fun in everyone's bed. A good girlfriend is only a slut in yours.
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Even if I do get invited, nobody talks to me. So why go?
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