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Funny Quotes by Bob Newhart
- Funny is funny is funny.
- I don't have a stack of scripts.
- I'm very open to the up-and-comers.
- I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another…
- I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put…
- I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have…
- Richard Pryor introduced me to the world of the inner city, and the urban world, and did it hysterically. My favorite comedian, even though we…
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin