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Comedians Quotes by Bob Newhart
- It was a decision to work clean. I just prefer to work that way. I have no problem with comedians who don't work that way.…
- Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.
- All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world.
- I think there's a part, just a part of comedians, that is still childlike.
- For some reason, comedians are still children. The social skills somehow never reach us, so we say exactly what we think without weighing the results.
- Comedians are innately programmed to pick up oddities like mispronounced words, upside-down books on a shelf, and generally undetectable mistakes in everyday life.
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