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Funny Quotes by Bill Watterson
- There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
- I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
- The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
- The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
- Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
- I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
- Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
- Reality continues to ruin my life.
- Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
- Every time I've built character, I've regretted it.
- CALVIN: Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it's weird that we have a physiological…
- People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the…
- You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what,…
- Even if lives did hang in the balance, it would depend on whose they were.
- I must follow the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.
- Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd…
- I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.
- I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin
- You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor that will be the strongest, and that will transmit itself.…
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- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
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