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- There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
- Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask…
- A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded,…
- If people looked at the stars each night, they'd live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important…
- We're not really taught how to recreate constructively. We need to do more than find diversions; we need to restore and expand ourselves. Our idea…
- I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
- Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.
- We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live…
- I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
- [Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.] Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word score" box! Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a…
- Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must've hit a window. Calvin: Isn't it beautiful? It's so delicate. Sighhh... once it's too late, you appreciate…
- CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists why doesn't he…
- HOBBES: All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once.
- People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the…
- Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face!" "If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red…
- Calvin: Today for show and tell, I've brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake! I think we might all learn a lesson from…
- County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm…
- We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live…
- You know, maybe we don't need enemies." "Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
- I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.
- The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with the cartoonists. Syndicates are essentially agents. Now, can you imagine…
- If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely no clue what the plot is. Maybe that's why we…
- Calvin): People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all…
- There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
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- Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from which changes of mind might naturally arise. — Hannah Arendt
- No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our history has… — Hannah Arendt
- The ultimate end of human acts is eudaimonia, happiness in the sense of living well, which all men desire; all acts are… — Hannah Arendt
- The new always happens against the overwhelming odds of statistical laws and their probability, which for all practical, everyday purposes amounts to… — Hannah Arendt
- Where all are guilty, no one is; confessions of collective guilt are the best possible safeguard against the discovery of culprits, and… — Hannah Arendt
- We have almost succeeded in leveling all human activities to the common denominator of securing the necessities of life and providing for… — Hannah Arendt
- I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or… — Pietro Aretino
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- The spirit of Ubuntu, that once led Haiti to emerge as the first independent black nation in 1804, helped Venezuela, Colombia and… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- A friend to all is a friend to none. — Aristotle