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- Calvin: Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I'm not…
- Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
- It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
- Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
- I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
- Reality continues to ruin my life.
- Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can…
- If I had rolled along with the strip's popularity and repeated myself for another five, 10 or 20 years, the people now 'grieving' for 'Calvin…
- The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's…
- HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.
- Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member…
- Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate…
- [Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.] Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word score" box! Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a…
- Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must've hit a window. Calvin: Isn't it beautiful? It's so delicate. Sighhh... once it's too late, you appreciate…
- HOBBES: If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.
- CALVIN: Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it's weird that we have a physiological…
- Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!
- CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists why doesn't he…
- HOBBES: All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once.
- Wow, it really snowed last night! Isn't it wonderful? Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand new! A new year ... a fresh, clean…
- I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
- You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.
- You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what,…
- Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
- Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.
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- The will to power, as the modern age from Hobbes to Nietzsche understood it, far from being a characteristic of the strong,… — Hannah Arendt
- As with Hobbes, we see again, the power of fiction. Rousseau's acount of natural man was no more real than Hobbes's, but… — Benjamin Wiker
- "War," says Machiavelli, "ought to be the only study of a prince;" and by a prince he means every sort of state,… — Edmund Burke
- Calvin: Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?… — Bill Watterson
- About Thomas Hobbes: He was 40 years old before he looked on geometry; which happened accidentally. Being in a gentleman's library, Euclid's… — John Aubrey
- Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!! — Bill Watterson
- I hate Calvin and Hobbes. I think its a big re-hash of formula kid strips. — Bill Griffith
- Everyone says how Calvin and Hobbes is about a real kid, to me there's nothing real about it; it's an adult using… — Bill Griffith
- Government is founded not on force, as was the theory of Hobbes; nor on compact, as was the theory of Locke and… — James Otis
- The intellectual and moral satisfaction that I failed to gain from the utilitarianism of Bentham and Mill, the revolutionary methods of Marx… — Martin Luther King, Jr.
- A colleague once described political theorists as people who were obsessed with two dozen books; after half a century of grappling with… — Alan Ryan
- ANTI-ZIONISTS, last of all, exhibit a distaste for certain words. It was Thomas Hobbes who, anticipating semantics, pointed out that words are… — Milton Steinberg