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Funny Quotes by Aziz Ansari
- Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.
- Come cook food with me and do nothing.
- I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration.
- I'm the kind of person, if I see something, like a funny video, I want to share it. With Twitter and Tumblr you can do…
- I weirdly do consider myself an optimist about love.
- Like with Parks and Recreation, it's so much fun because the people writing it are funny and they're open and you just go in there…
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin