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Form Quotes by Dave Barry
- It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in…
- If Congress were to pass a 'flat' tax, you'd simply pay a fixed percentage of your income, and you wouldn't have to fill out any…
- Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O'Hare.
- Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess what it is,…
- Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that nobody ever reads. In fact, for the past five years…
- It is a well- known fact that although the public is fine when taken individually, when it forms itself into large groups, it tends to…
- The problem ... is that we have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with. Scientists working for the Department of Energy have tried to…
- The IRS wants you to use this form because it gets to keep most of your money. So unless you have pond silt for brains,…
- Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can using only their hands and feet…
- The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form…
More Form Quotes
- When we speak the word 'life,' it must be understood we are not referring to life as we know it from its… — Antonin Artaud
- It is not possible to provide evidence of life after death to the five senses anymore than it is possible to provide… — Gary Zukav
- I firmly believe that when you die you will enter immediately into another life. They who have gone before us are alive… — Norman Vincent Peale
- I consider fiction a very high-class form of lying. I enjoy and admire it enormously, but I don't think I'm very good… — Diane Ackerman
- Violence against women in all its forms is a human rights violation. It's not something that any culture, religion or tradition propagates. — Michelle Bachelet
- If a person's basic state of mind is serene and calm, then it is possible for this inner peace to overwhelm a… — Dalai Lama
- He that is warm for truth, and fearless in its defense, performs one of the duties of a good man; he strenghtens… — Samuel Johnson
- It is the policy of the Indian government: We can lament the lack of talent in the country because it is easier… — Mak_786