"Karate is a form of martial arts in……" — Dave Barry
"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can using only their hands and feet make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Writing, to me, is simply thinking through my fingers.
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