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Football Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
- The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
- Men who have a thirty-six-tele vised-football- games-a- week-habit should be declared legally dead and their estates probated.
- Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death,…
- Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
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- If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on. — Lance Armstrong
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- Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent. — Dave Barry
- The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter. — Dave Barry
- I played football when I was little. I didn't want to be an actress at all, I wanted to be a majorette… — Emmanuelle Beart
- My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7. — David Beckham
- Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this… — David Beckham
- My private life is perfect. If your private life and your life outside football is good, then it is good on the… — David Beckham
- There's room for boys' and girls' football in the world-that's what I believe. — David Beckham
- With United, we'd all grown up together, we all wanted to win the biggest trophy in football. We did it togther. — David Beckham
- I don't know much about football. I know what a goal is, which is surely the main thing about football. — Victoria Beckham