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Father Quotes by Louis C. K.
- I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids…
- When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep. You want to…
- Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a four-year-old? Take it on!
- ...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.
- When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day…
- If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.
- When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day…
- I'm a good citizen. I'm a good father. I recycle and I masturbate.
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