Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

Facebook is suggesting people with no profile pictures, thats like showing me a person's feet and asking me if I know who they belong to — Maoza
Truly love you endlessly. Every day without you is like a book without pages. I love you, I will always do, for the rest of… — Unknown Author
If home is where the heart is, then my home is where you are. — Akshay Shome
Its totally right.. — Socialmeemscom
You Stole My Status And Never Acknowledged Me. That's Facebook Plagiarism And You Won't Graduate To Be A Feleb — Sabelo Lan Mashabela
Change her name one Facebook be some one ell that cant be like so east just be you — Unknown Author
The reason why am here it's because mum and sent me to school to Facebook!!! — Paperboi
If someone doesn't appreciate your presence make them appreciate your absence. — Unknown Author
People just hate for no reason. This is why I never keep colleagues in Facebook. Arrogant bitches everywhere. — Mielya Saladdin
Choosing not to delete your friends on Facebook because you like to make fun on their statuses. — Grace
You Are A Liar When You Update A Status And Say Your Not On Facebook For Likes And Comment. Then Why Are You Updating? — Sabelo Lan Mashabela
This Days You Know Your The Choosen One When Your Picture Appears As His/Her Profile Picture On Facebook And Whatsaap — Sabelo Lan Mashabela
You don't know many people on Facebook, you just learn and have fun with many of them. — Terry Mark
...and I quote...A nation's interactions towards other nations are reflected on how they create their movies...It may sound a little absurd, but then again, it… — Rizzi Vicci
Be careful who you tell a secret, some peoples' way of keeping secrets is posting them on Facebook. — KM II
You can tamper and hack my facebook account, but one thing am sure of is that you can never tamper or hack God's account in… — Mercy Pheona
Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. Youre only doing it for attention and youll be back in a day. — Unknown Author
What's your New Years resolution for 2015? What ever it may be it I hope that your resolution comes true. Happy New Year's Facebook Friends!!! — Unknown Author
I was so glad you decided to block me on facebook, whats app and for phone calls as well rather to confront me in real… — Paritoshik Sharma
Litle things that can make someone happy — Ricardo Alexandre
Facebook: more verbicidal maniacs than you can shake a faggot at. — Rock Cowles
Just because you have a Twitter account doesn't mean you should have a Twitter account. — Rock Cowles
Someone once busted on me on facebook for liking one of my own posts. Why the hell would I have posted it in the first… — Rock Cowles
I like those Birthday reminders on Facebook because occasionally they remind me of the friends I need to Delete. — Green Monk
Most girls on facebook have more problems than a math book. — Green Monk

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