Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. — Babloo
I just wanted to let you know when you're feeling down and need someone I'm always here for you, only on facebook though Dont call… — From The Movie Ted
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook perfect! — Patricia Ann Rose Garai
Its not very hard to sacrifice everything for someone, but its hard to find that someone who deserves your sacrifice. — Nishan Panwar
You cant be real. May I pinch you to see if Im dreaming? — Babloo
Keep clam and love facebook — Emily
Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be change default to… — Ronak Gurung
Turn your procrastination into progress, keep moving forward and never regress. — Raghib Clitso
Babe: Before Anyone Beyond Everyone — Raghib Clitso
When it seems like the whole world is against you, just remember.. Even Jesus Christ had doubters. — Raghib Clitso
We sin then we ask for forgiveness. God is my teacher and I, his apprentice. — Raghib Clitso
If I have to compete, I shall claim defeat. I refuse to repeat being cheated. — Raghib Clitso
Knowledge is freedom from corruption and power. — Raghib Clitso
Hey xOxOxO — Danish
Hey babe, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over your facebook~ — Im Nothing
The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option?ill start with u — Babloo
Where there is great love there are always miracles. — Anurag Prakash Ray
We pretend to be friends on facebook,but in real life we have nothing to say to each other . — Unknown Author
God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a Twitter,… — Kareen Gayoso
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Ignore!!!! lmao just kiddin lmao :D — WildChild015
May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook. — Alexandra Herrera
I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.' — Patience
Strange Attitude Of Young Generation- . . . . They Love Facebook But. Hate To Face The Book. — Babloo
Facebook shouldn't give us the option to like our own status. Some people didn't realize they shouldn't do it and this is undeniably annoying. — Mielya Saladdin

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