Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

Screw the dislike button, what Facebook really needs is an eye-roll button — Avalon
Sometimes I does wish the like button on face book was a real kiss!! — Glen Rambharack
Ok it's weird that you spend so much time Facebook but when your dog sends me a friend request, that's when I start blocking people. — Merle Rowland
Crap he's online. Should I talk to him? What would we talk about? Okay. I'm gonna do it. Oh... he logged off. — Every Teenage Quotes
Facebook: Posting half naked pictures but you clam you want a gentle man... AND you wonder why you haven't found one. — AlexGman
Can't be exposing your life on Facebook then tell us to mind our own business that's like dangling candy in front of a child and… — Kris( McFatridge) Terry
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me! — Emaliebaby
What I thought from my facebook fans would be,'Thumbs up admin,you are doing a great job'. but I find it to be,'Hallo admin,please advertise my… — Jamsta E Ngugz
When he is without money, his wife becomes secretary; When he has money, his secretary becomes wife. Man O Man! — Irfan Khan
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes. — ProudLesbian
FACEBOOK........ Quit Praying through facebook... God doesnt have facebook ... YOU ATTENTION SEEEKERS !!! — Leeteya
I know I'm nothing special. No need to tell me that. trust me I have it implanted into my head. I just, I just dont… — Savannah J
You may be facebook famous behind a keyboard, but in reality, face to face, your on the same level as everyone else. We walk the… — Carniel Dunlop
Play with your playstation don't play with me boys — Unknown Author
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Dear 12 year olds on Facebook, how are you in a complicated relationship?! Did they steal your cookies? — Christine Ramkran
Getting pregnant to get more likes on Facebook is the dumbest reason I've ever heard. — Merle Anthony Rowland
If you are going to get all pissed off when you talk to me,DONT TALK TO ME! ''I miss you''blah blah blah.. BS STOP STARTING… — Jazzy
I wish Facebook would notify me when someone delete's me. That way I could 'Like' it. — Priyanka
Everybody is online because they have nobody to talk to offline — Kush Tripathi
Anyone who invites me to any pages that have the words, swag or yolo isn't only get blocked but a punch in the face. — Merle Anthony Rowland
It Is Not Important To have Long Friend List On 'Facebook and Whatsapp'.. But It is Important To Have atleast One Friend Who Can Read… — Unknown Author
People who use facebook or SQ daily dos'nt means they have lots of free ttime but it means they don't know how to use Time — Mishal
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in — Ana Chable
You seem to know a lot of shit about shit I don't know a lot of shit about... there, the reason we are still friends. — Aruho Marvin

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