Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare At people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life. — Ritu Ghatourey
The awkward moment when two frenemies say I love you! on Facebook... — Lisette Alfaro
You can't have a relationship without any fights. But you can make your relationship worth the fight. — Nikhil Saluja
I notice everything, sometimes I just don't say anything. — Nikhil Saluja
I have a simple taste.. I'm only satisfied with the best — Nikhil Saluja
Life is not about how many likes you can get or how many friends you have on facebook . It is about feeling good inside… — Iain Taylor
The tiny SEED knew that in order to GROW it needed to be dropped in DIRT, covered in darkness, and STRUGGLE to reach the LIGHT.... — Suman Rai
BEFORE TALKING: Please connect the TONGUE to the BRAIN! — Nikhil Saluja
Let him open your mind before he opens your Legs. The bond usually lasts longer. — Nikhil Saluja
Iphone n Ipad users too busy thinking abt how to make blackberry users feel inferior wit their Instagram n photoshop, but blackberry users too busy… — Ms Paradeez
Reading my old fb status and wondering how much have I changed in last couple of years or rather say how life has pushed me… — Jatin Tanwer
That flash of genius is inside each of us. — Ruben Papian
Truth I wish I could block people from my life as easily as I can block them from my Facebook, it's degrading to know I… — Superman
I hate reading books,except for Facebook! :) — Superman
Keep your facebook friends close and your likes closer.. — Ritu Ghatourey
My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend — Hussein Nishah
I woke at wrong side of facebook, today is going to be such a drag — Hussein Nishah
Looking back on your old Facebook pictures and thinking What the hell was I doing. — Ritu Ghatourey
I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying — Hussein Nishah
You Always Studying On Facebook, Buh You Never Pass At School. Guess Studying On Facebook Is Inversely Proportional To Your Exams Results. Don't Brag When… — Lekoma Precious Napo
I posted on your wall. No, not Facebook, look at the side of your house — Hussein Nishah
Facebook is our past. BBM/WhatsApp is our present. Unemployment is our future — Ritu Ghatourey
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account. — Ritu Ghatourey
Its so hard to close your eyes when all you can see are the things that hurt you, so hard to close your lips when… — Superman
You can hide the pain that you feel and make others believe you can move on but you can never deny the truth to yourself… — Superman

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