Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

Sometimes I write the song lyrics on facebook and say singing so that people won't notice that I'm actualy not singing but doing or feeling… — Simphiwe
Every things you're doing you post on facebook, we don't want to know that now you're eating, you're going to bed you're doing this and… — Unknown Author
You status is axactly talking to me! How did you know I was in that situation...? Well I didn't know I guess you are not… — Unknown Author
If you want a perfect dramatic relationship, I guess you should start to be a movie star: cause in the movie all relationship are perfect… — Unknown Author
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me! !! — Melchor Lim
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. ^_^ — Melchor Lim
U learn mo bout a person at da end of a relationship than @ da beginning — IG:catone_2_funny
Dear my friends, I do not have a diary or journal where I can write all my status, but the I realize that facebook is… — Scientist
Facebook is my drama place. — Simphiwe
I may not have as many likes as your status update does but in realilty every one is talking about my status update — Simphiwe
On Twitter I have fans and on Facebook I have Friends — Simphiwe
Logging into my facebook every night in order to see, who had a bad day, good day, who goes to bed happily and who go… — Simphiwe
Never judge yourself through someone else's eyes!! — Melchor Lim
Facebook the only new form to see that people are still alive out there — Simphiwe
Just because I have wrote quote of facebook, I just became a tagert to girls — Unknown Author
I get so happy when someone take my status and get more likes than I did because that means my words are heard by most… — Unknown Author
The mark of true friendship is being able to remember their birthday without a Facebook reminder. — Melchor Lim
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to Single. I fight with my parents but you don't… — Shennon Fabiano
If Facebook ever makes it so someone can see how many times you've viewed their profile, we're all screwed. — Ritu Ghatourey
There is a great question.if any boy statue on facebook there is no comment.but if any girl write hi or any else on facebook statue… — Senhamphom
Everybody deserves second chances, but not for the same mistakes .. — Maria Micah Rosales
Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you... — Obey Terell Cx
If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably unfriend me. — Danish
This ain't Facebook... It's More like fuckbook... Sneakbook... Try to cheat n creepbook... lookbook... I don't like that hoe but I'm gone slick go thru… — Unknown Author
When your mom decides to be in the room while you're on facebook, so you just switch to Google and stare at it! -Nesha — Nesha

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