Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

Why does Facebook only have a POKE button? It should have a SLAP, PUNCH, or just a plain WANNA KNOCK U OUT button!! — Arjun Loveable
To Friend Me or To Unfriend Me... I Am Still A Friend. — Cv Pillay
I wish I can delete you from my mind as easy as deleting you from Facebook. — Blondie:)
A moment of silence for those girls and boys who don't work because they are Prince/Princesses on Facebook. — Danish
Blessed it the man that think less about facebook and twitter; for he shall sleep without been disturb. — Juniorjk
Who was the reason for world war 2? Adolf Hitler,but who will be the reason for world war 3?Mark Zuckerberg ,facebook shit — Black Son Beats
You know you're not over him if you kept going through his Facebook page — Annavamg
I have my doubts about you. I had you as a friend once, then you deleted me. Then you told me that you decided to… — Unknown Author
Just cus your GRLfriend/ BOYfriend has you in a relationship and writes stats about you...and all that Lovey Dovey shit on their FB page! DOESN'T… — C Williams
It shocks me when I see old fake ass friends adding me on facebook. I just hit the DENY button I don't need fake people… — Blondie:)
I'm Treat This Like Facebook — LaQuita
Some ppl dnt like my posts, As dey believe I take thr likes really serious...!! — Sandhu
Peyton Manning used to be a colt, now he's a full grown bronco. — Raghib Clitso
It hurts to let go. Sometimes it seems the harder you try to hold on to something or someone the more it wants to get… — Sofia
You know a girl just broke up with her boyfriend when she starts putting a million quotes on Facebook. — Cuts And Scars
I am strong because I know my weaknesses. I'm alive because I'm a fighter.I am wise because I've been foolish. I laugh because I've known… — Sarah Moores
If she has 500 likes and 400 comments in a photo, what's missing? Her clothes. — Cuts And Scars
I really don't like the people that us this site like facebook its stupid like really come on cut your shit — Coral
God has no phone,but I talk to him. He's not on facebook,but he's still my friend. He's not on twitter,but I still follow him! — Simi Ngr
Use a tissue when wanting to cry, not the social sites — Taelor Chardae
At some point you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart but not in your life — Noxolo Zulu
Some people should have two Facebook accounts. One for each face. — Cuts And Scars
I just took a picture of my feet then side my best friend and me why because it will never stop kick someones ass I… — MrCountry
Decisions are like medicines they all have side effects. — Abhishek Tiwari
I remember a time when people's actions used to speak a lot louder than their words. Then along came Facebook... — Prince Shawn

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