Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

You delete someone off your Facebook because they never talk to you, never comment or like your status and everything, they just never say shit,… — Ritu Ghatourey
Meanwhile 'Whatsapp' Changed its status to, Hey there! Facebook is using me now. — Aamir
We All Have Problems, Some Of Us Just Choose Not To Post Them On Facebook..!! — Yashowardhan
I'm having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions. — Emalie Newhall
Zulus Are No Different With Chinese When It Comes To Fighting. They Love Showing Off Their Skills And Talking Too Much Before The Fight. Ai!… — Lekoma Precious Napo
Life can be hard at times, but you gotta keep your head held high and stay positive. Never let anyone bring you down. — Keesling Moraiji Tatenda
Never regret anything because at some point everything you did was what you wanted to do...And sometimes that's the hardest thing to realize. — Keesling Moraiji Tatenda
Practice your bomb disposal technique by stopping the microwave with exactly 1 second to go. — Keesling Moraiji Tatenda
Expect Less, Hurt Less — Keesling Moraiji Tatenda
Q: Why is Facebook like Jail? A: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by… — Pinho
Q: How ugly was my ex-girlfriend/boyfriend? A: So ugly that Facebook banned her/his profile pic and sent her back to Myspace! — Pinho
Q: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator? A: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in… — Pinho
I don't give a fuck if you like what I post.. 'Cause I like what I post. — Raghib Clitso
I'd rather open my FACEBOOK than to face my book — Gothsynyster
A girl doesnt need internet, or facebook to make her happy, just tell her you love her and that will make her happy — Alexia
Sometimes the person you want most, is the person you're best without. — Emalie Newhall
Very cute answer by a Bf to his Gf... Girl :~ Why my name is always on your facebook status in every 2 minutes..?? Boy… — SAM (THE BEST)
The internet service is merely a source of entertainment for those girls who use FB to find their BF. — Vikrant Parsai
ME Without YOU!! Its Like Facebook Without Friends, Youtube Without Videos Movies without Music And Google With No Results — Cutymims
Every night,It's an endless battle between sleep and facebook. — Unknown Author
If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's because I've already done… — Emalie Newhall
If you always see the negative side of things, eventually that's all there is. Always look for the positive no matter how small. — Brittany
Heavenly_heather Sometimes, I want to ask God why He allows poverty, famine, and injustice in the world when he could be doing something about it,… — Salaudeen Babatunde
Three Horrible Facts. — Danish
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. - — Funny

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