Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

Roses are Red, Facebook is Blue, no Mutal Friends, who the Hell are You? — John Martinez
I want to create a facebook account, and name it nobody so that anytime someone posts something dump, I will go into that account send… — Sweetner
Today work so hard that Tomorrow People search you in Google not in Facebook. — Mishal
People who judge a book by its cover... That's the shit I don't like. — Christine
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. Wheres my tractor — Unknown Author
We're in a love triangle between me, you and my love for pizza. — Emanuel Sebastiao
B+ (Be Positive) — Raghib Clitso
Deep conversations and natural connections. You are the perfect selection — Raghib Clitso
Always have tolerance for ignorance — Raghib Clitso
Shoot me a text or inbox to load weapon — Raghib Clitso
That's why I hate commenting in other people's post, cause you'll be getting notifications that ain't yours — Anicca
There is no love button on Facebook because true love is for the real people around you. They are more deserving of your time and… — Mufti Ismail Menk
Calls are cool, texts are alright, tweets are chill, a Facebook message is okay, but nothing beats seeing someone in person. — Anurag Prakash Ray
You can't photoshop your ugly personality. — Danish
If only Facebook and Skype were created ahead of time then we might be with each other's arms now, living as husband and wife. — Maui Mistula
The reason why many people like facebook is just becouse they want to compare their faces with their friend'sfaces and try to impress with many… — Cedric
I don't care if people like me or not.. after all I am not a facebook status to be liked my life my attitude my… — Kiran
Some guys focus more on how to get a girl but once they have her, they lose focus on how to keep her. — Danish
The less you give a damn the happier you will be. — Danish
Highway was written by Cochrane, Thomas William. Edit Life Is A Highway was written by Cochrane, Thomas William. For Example... What chart rank did the… — RASCAL FLATTS
I decided to get off facebook and get a new life! — Unknown Author
I hate people that use their Facebook relationship status for attention. — Unknown Author
My wall. My status. My opinions. My thoughts. None of your business. — SangFroid Stalker
Sorry for my absence.. My life is not just facebook.. I have other things to do as well.. — SangFroid Stalker
Creators of facebook knows your every move and post on its platform. In the same way,the Creator of life knows your every move in life. — Unknown Author

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