Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

Facebook just makes me want slap someone in the face with a book — Cassandra Crosby
Even Candy Crush invitation on facebook from your crush seems significant. — Bibeka
There are two types of human beings found on Facebook.... One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments.. on their posts.... And the others… — Unknown Author
Facebook land, where everyone thinks your status is about them. — Green Monk
Facebook Timeline is an excellent graphical and visual representation to show how you wasted all your precious time in the past... — Green Monk
Facebook makes people who aren't worth two sh!ts feel like a million bucks! — Onyeulo Amarachi
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential. . . — Rick Sutter
Today, 8 year old kids have Facebook, Twitter, iPhones, iPads. When I was their age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination. .… — Rick Sutter
Date idea: run away from society together. — Christine
Anything good in life is either illegal immoral or fattening. — Green Monk
This morning, before I had my first sip of coffee, I had learned the following: (1) my friends daughter was sick, (2) another friend, more… — Unknown Author
Most people no longer read book, they facebook. — Deri Isaac
Telling something about your troubles enemies lovers and loved is for a diary not facebook — Austin Vanpelt
I Hate it wen Bae b like I Want Him to Inbox me 1st. Then u damn Ready to b an 'X' without 'Y', cuz… — PreezY
Mahn y'all aint gon b'lee me. I just saw a Ni55ar in PoloShirt Wit Mayweather punchin PacMan as da Logo. Eiii... These Fake guys cant… — PreezY
It's raining ,it's pouring ,Facebook is getting boring ,so off to bed to rest my head ...but ..I'll probably be back in the morning . — Unkown
Because face it, Facebook don't come up with its real face! :-p — Unknown Author
Music helps us to cope with stress en forget about problems.Here is one of the tracks that can help yhu do that; http://www.datafilehost.com/d/79e05fcb.VTHVOWi-XOA.facebook — Unknown Author
Every day of your life is a page of your history — Arabian Proverb
Everybody listen up; come on and get a lil closer, Got two barbies on da bed four barbies on da sofa, I might add her… — Travis Porter
You're so full of shit! If you're really so righteous, it'd be you in that thing. — Wolverine
We decided to go out, it started going well, The sex was straight ill, plus she was sexy as hell, But she was obsessive as… — Chris Webby
I ain't a cook but I can show you how my cake look, That's why all these hoes on me like facebook, A straight crook… — Short Dawg
Ll the kids are twittering everything they do...I kind of was into Facebook... because I kind of got to that place where like I didnt… — Matthew Morrison
Facebook...... Half Social Network..... Half Shoe Store! Didnt Know I Was At The Mall. — Unknown Author

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