Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

We are all two faced. Facebook is our other face!! — Unknown Author
Facebook why cant you stop changing? Top story a friend purchased new towels; I dont need this much information. If I didnt use it for… — Unknown Author
Everybody want you to add them but not one fucker can take the time and say hi — Unknown Author
Dam I Love Me Some Wiz Favorite Quote Yuh Dnt Gotta Like Me I'm Not a Facebook Status — Wiz Khalifa
If any of my pregnant friends create a facebook for there unborn child I'm creating a facebook for a coat hanger so I can poke… — Unknown Author
Some people need two facebook accounts . One for each face . — Unknown Author
There should be a Dislike button, on Facebook Because most of the status I see on Facebook are really creepy. Which makes wanna me dislike… — Unknown Author
That amazing moment when you post a comment on Facebook and everyone likes it — Facebook
SAY NO TO THE FACEBOOK STATUS PROSTITUTION! CREATE YOUR OWN QUOTES! — Unknown Author
1.ALERT!! Facebook tried to keep this quiet! As of tomorrow, Facebook will creep into your bathroom when you're in the shower and smack your ass!… — Unknown Author
Facebook is the only place were you can express your true feelings like when you hate someone you can say bad words to that person… — Unknown Author
It's funny how parents think we go on the computer to do homework, when were actually on Facebook.... — Unknown Author
Facebook is virus on earth — Unknown Author
Wasting time can get people reach, really, like we waste our time on Facebook and Zuckerberg gets rich. — Mahmudul Islam
Facebook introduced — Mahmudul Islam
I am proposing Facebook for dead people, name it — Mahmudul Islam
Facebook is like a book, flip 1 one page your at the status flip 2, your at the wall. — Unknown Author
Class time: better take good notes. You bitches couldn't touch me with a Facebook poke, Bitch! — Mac Miller
Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to a wall — Steve Lai
If you have a problem face it dont face book it — Ardifeizelhassan@yahoocom
They said one ''eyed person should not play with sands'' And will say ''One friended person should not play with Facebook'' — Unknown Author
I may forgive people easily, but guess what butter cup, carma's a bitch. — Unknown Author
If you feel bit lonely, 4gotten or just need someone to cheer you up remember.......you can always change ur birthday on facebook. — Unknown Author
Im not a facebook status you dont have too like me. — Aubrie Willams(:
Facebook hoe...E-mail bullys, I can see your camel toe. — Ludacris

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