Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

Alot of people bring joy to me on facebook.. Some by login in.. Others by login out.. — Unknown Author
One of the areas I focus on are social sites like Facebook and Twitter — Ryan Ross
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. — Homer Simpson
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. — Homer Simpson
Drop the 'The' Just 'Facebook.' It's cleaner -Sean Parker — The Social Network
You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd… — The Social Network
Bolivia. They don't have roads, but they have Facebook. -Marylin Delpy — The Social Network
The first thing we're gonna need is a lot of pictures. Unfortunately, Harvord doesn't keep a public centralized facebook so I'm going to have get… — The Social Network
Irst up is Kirkland. They keep everything open and allow indexes in their Apache configuration, so a little w-get magic is all that's necessary to… — The Social Network
Quincy has no online Facebook. What a sham. Nothing I can do about that. -Mark Zuckerberg — The Social Network
Gretchen: When did you come to Eduardo with the idea for Facebook? Mark Zuckerberg: It was callled TheFacebook then. — The Social Network
First up is Kirkland. They keep everything open and allow indexes in their Apache configuration, so a little w-get magic is all that's necessary to… — Mark Zuckerberg
Quincy has no online Facebook. What a sham. Nothing I can do about that. — Mark Zuckerberg
The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this… — Mark Zuckerberg
Without money the site can't function. Okay, let me tell you the difference between Facebook and everyone else, we don't crash EVER! If those servers… — Mark Zuckerberg
I dont know, I guess weve never been one of those bands that makes most of their income from CD sales. We make it from… — Medeski Martin And Wood
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Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.' — Homer Simpson
Facebook is like a fridge.. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on and check it every 10 minutes.. ;P… — Unknown Author
Heres to the inventor of the snooze button; Nothing like making procrastination your first action of the day! — Unknown Author
People tell me they dont like me, well truth is I never said you had to Im not a Facebook status. — Unknown Author
As I go on facebook iam cool I can not blame mr mark I can use my psychic abily again to see mark is trying… — Unknown Author
That awkward moment when you're trollin' someones Facebook wall and you accidentally like a post from 2346543654 years ago. — Unknown Author
Facebook is like a clothes dryer. You can't put your genes into it until you remove the dirty lint from the filter. — Kenny Floyd
Facebook is like the ocean. It's warm, deep, and calm in a few places but mostly it's cold, shallow and rough. The best surfing is… — Kenny Floyd

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