Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

Just because we're friends on Facebook , don't mean I'm your FRIEND . — Unknown Author
I just made a Facebook account and I have already got 300 friends, Wow. — Unknown Author
Life is only as Facebook official as you make it! — Unknown Author
There is no blues I dont lose track of my self I have found my true love Her mind is forever in facebook paradise ... — Rod Banuelos
To those who have gotten the privilege of knowing someones Facebook password I know the first things that came to your MINDS......'LET ME POST SOMETHING… — Unknown Author
I am the Facebook police. I — Kaila August
Life should be like Facebook... Block Jack and Delete Ass. That way, you will never have any JackAss around you — Kaila August
The Awkward Moment When You Have More Information In Your Facebook News Feed Than Your Local News Paper — Unknown Author
Sometimes it feels as if I'm in a fantasy world, then I realize I'm still logged into Facebook — Tru Muse
Drama is old, Facebook isn't new, get a role model, a bed time is for you. — Unknown Author
We can see our formality friends in facebook friends list — Unknown Author
Back in the days, it was called a diary, nowadays its called 'facebook' — Unknown Author
She likes to fart. cwonk! — Unknown Author
My family members on facebook, are alot like the celebs I follow on twitter. They never acknowlege me, no matter how much I adore them~Mellifluous — Unknown Author
When you can't stop sneaking around your ex's Facebook, pain is just inevitable. — Unknown Author
If everytime you and significant other get back together and you have to update your relationship status on Facebook for the whole world to see,… — Unknown Author
That awkward moment when you get mat at someone on facebook because they put — Unknown Author
Facebook should be changed to bitchbook, or maybe slutbook? — Unknown Author
A really preety girl and not popular postes a beautiful not Photo shopped picture of her self, mabey 3 or 4 likes...... Popular, really Ugly… — Unkown
The internet is the most powerful tool we have for creating a more open and connected world. We can't let poorly thought out laws get… — Mark Zuckerberg
TOO SEXYY FOR FACEBOOK LOL — Khloe Kardashian
Get head while I'm readin, call that shit Facebook. — 2 Chainz
Over 3000 friends on Facebook.... Dude do you even know 30 of them?! TotalFail. — Unknown Author
Don't be posting nothing up on my wall, stay off my Facebook. And don't be tagging me in nothin' at all, stay off my Facebook. — Unknown Author
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed. — Hannah

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