Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

Facebook: *Scrolling down your newsfeed thinking:* don't care'' Whore Your life sucks Song lyrics Inside joke? Needs a therapist. — Unknown Author
Why does Beyonce sings: 'to the left?'. Because niggers don't have any rights — Benjamin Dm
Wonders how many people can go a whole week without going on Facebook? — Becca
Facebook rule 1: If I'm not in your photo, don't tag me in your photo. — Ronald Oliver
Facebook wasting peoples lives since 2004 — Richie
If they ever do an autopsy of me, they'd assume the cause of death from a broken heart and multiple stab wounds in my back. — Unknown Author
Im lyk dayum wen I saw you on facebook oh but wen I saw yhu in person wait wat happen to you havin brown eyes… — Shanell Q Pinder
Facebook lets you know what everyones bathroom looks like. — Itsme867
1.Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications. — Becca
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. — Becca
Guys use the word friendship to start a relationship. Girls use the word friendship to end it... — Ronald Oliver
I need a man who can call me beautiful with no makeup on, who can be himself around me, who can kiss me and call… — Unknown Author
Have you ever liked someone so much you can't stop going to their Facebook page, reading their wall posts, or looking at their pictures? You… — Emilio Vasquez
One of life's mysteries: why someone who won't speak to you in public wants to be your friend on Facebook. — Susan Gale
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you? — Aicel
Facebook Is Only What You Make It ! — Deezy Da Dreadhead
Oh, you sent me an event invite on Facebook? Weve never met and you live 2,400 miles away, of course Ill go. — Alisa Gattus
You're like a FACEBOOK STATUS box, you keep on asking me what's on my mind. — Joanne Lobedica
To me you're like FACEBOOK, Id always love to FACE you than facing a book.. — Joanne Lobedica
I see girls on Facebook half naked photos waiting for likes wanting boys to say shes sexy or hot. Saying shes ugly knowing shes not.… — Unknown Author
I think in my life after god facebook who knows everything about me. — My Thought
Facebook purchased Instagram?! My life will never be the different! — Kevin Pereira
I dont like to reject anyone, I just pretend and if I see them and they go, 'Oh hey, I requested you on Facebook,' I… — Andrew Garfield
STAR BRIGHT STAR LIGHT THE FIRST STAR I SEE TONIGHT I WISH I MAY I WISH I MIGHT STAY OFF OF FACEBOOK ALL NIGHT LOL… — Malinda
I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time. — Keyzee

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