Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

Dear Illiterate People, If you read something...(probably just on Facebook) the correct past tense spelling is NOT RED The most you may have read is… — Unknown Author
The sad thing about facebook is it's more accurate than the weather man. — Unknown Author
My dear friend, you share your experience here so you are welcome here if you can just fuck right for you so Facebook will soon — Mak_786
I just learned to copy and post to Facebook, but here I've ever hidden within the author's — Mak_786
Kim is so great at her social media. The whole family interacts with the fans. Things are so instantaneous and we enjoy Facebook, Twitter and… — Kris Jenner
Everyone knows someone that they are embarrassed to be friends on Facebook. — Kand3n
Looking back on your old Facebook pictures and thinking What the hell was I doing omg embarrassing eww — Kand3n
If Shakespeare would have Facebook.. It would be like: Juliet is in a relationship and its complicated.. And guess who would be first to like… — Kand3n
What's The Point Of Poking People On Facebook !? Is It Another Way Of Playing Tag Your It! — Krystal
If Facebook was a job,Everybody was going to be employed. — Musa Nkutha
We can freak someone out if we want to: 1. Find someone on Facebook with the same name as you. 2. Steal their profile picture.… — Kand3n
Facebook is cheaper than a therapy, Twice as effective and you can do it naked. — Kand3n
Since when likes on facebook decide if your beautiful or not?!You could be the prettiest human being but what helps you that if you have… — Ewshy
Facebook : Posting 100's of statuses in a day = OBSESSED, Twitter : Posting 100's of tweets in a day = NORMAL — Kiana JWilson
To be successful in engaging others, you must share AND create. If these actions are weighted, so is your potential for reach and resonance. — Jamie Timbre
One day I want to be walking home in a thunderstorm after a one night stand it's pouring rain, thundering and lightning, and a lightning… — Mitchell Sakundiak
I was doing interviews for several months about the movie, and people would always ask me, Do you have a Facebook page? And I would… — Jesse Eisenberg
Whats the point of having U as a FRIEND in FACEBOOK.. when in real life I really wanna SLAP ur FACE with a BOOK!!!... — Joanne Lobedica
Facebook must be the site for millionaires, because two cents seem to fall from everywhere. — Adar Burks
Dear Facebook, Pretty Soon, They'll All Abandon You, Too. Sincerely, MySpace — Toni Watson
Am I the only one who is tired of people complaining about their love lives, friends, or just their lives over facebook or in general?… — Unknown Author
I guess it's always easy to use 'I am busy' as an excuse. Looking back, that was a pretty lame excuse. I seem to have… — Pacifiersucker
I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some Id love to punch them in the face. — Mswazi Omarion
Facebook tip: Make sure to give a loved one your Facebook password so they can eulogize you properly when you die. — Mswazi Omarion
That awkward moment when youre creepin on someone through Facebook and accidentally like one of their posts — Mswazi Omarion

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