Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

Anyone has Facebook?? — Eniss
Sending sweet nothings on Twitter or Facebook is fun. In some ways, its no different than sending flowers to the office: You are declaring your… — Ashton Kutcher
Exams should be given on either Facebook or on phone instead of sheets, ccuz today's students have more typing speed than writing speed!.. — TheComedyPost
Its a funny sensation, holding a cold beer with your thighs while typing a Facebook status — Avan Nathan
I have reason to believe my Facebook friends have bad breath due to not posting that they are going to brush their teeth before bed..… — Unknown Author
Twitter: any time I write on my page they call it a tweet.. but you facebook how do they call your writings? — Elormie
Facebook is now like home. If you don't come back in 24 hours it means you are either lost, dead, sick or had an accident... — Pacifiersucker
When you're in a relationship, you should just delete facebook and disconnect your phone, because those things always seem to ruin the relationship lol. — Sergio Raza
Guess who just found $100 dollars! Not this guy.. — Unknown Author
It's funny how I saw a guy pretending to be a girl to get more friends on facebook, can you imagine that? He wearing mini… — Avan Nathan
That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasnt hacked, he just really loves penis — Unkown
Facebook is sweet poison — Mak_786
Facebook Means Add Friends Than Forget! What is the meaning of friendship is changin — Mak_786
The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others. — Nateman
Facebook is so curious,anytime I tell him what's on my mind,he still asks me that question again and again. — Unknown Author
Ladies, If you have to go through his phone, email, and facebook just to know what hes really up to, then you dont need to… — Sabrina Beaubian
Girls are too nosey. if you don't know me or don't like me , why add me on facebook? to get news? to creep my… — Brittany Provo
You are not human, or every day update your status! You cannot be a ghost, because ghosts do not like to be friends_You just do… — Mak_786
You know,you've already move on when you saw him online on facebook and it doesnt hurt anymore — Debbie
I swear Relationships these days are a joke because people are always changing them like how we change our shoes,clothes,twitter,facebook. — Michael Myers Jr
The only thing you know about love is the way its spelled , I tried to show you and let feel what love is but… — Tj Williams
Facebook is friendship chain...which goes on and on. — Muskaan
FACEBOOK Is The Only Place Where It's Acceptable To Talk To A Wall... And Being Liked As Well... — Pacifiersucker
How has Facebook not came out with a block all game request button yet? — Cooper Bushey
I Am Me, I Like Being Me. And I Need Nobody To Make Me Somebody. I Don't Care If People Don't Like Me... After All,… — Pacifiersucker

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