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2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

Thumbs up if i`m cute. Thumbs down if i`m ugly. Add me on facebook www.facebook.com/arminferizovic — Armin Ferizovic
Sometimes, I don't want to open my facebook anymore knowing that I would just have to face the reality again that you'll never love me… — Sarah Valdez
If you women keep posting on facebook you're opinions of how a man should talk to a woman, those douche bags and players might take… — Nathan Schwake
You're so fake that you should have two facebook accounts; one for each face! — Harriet Morgan
Don't be afraid of change, you may lose out on something good, but you might gain something even better. — Hussein Nishah
Some words of advice to men: Treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated. — Hussein Nishah
I can LAUGH because I have known SADNESS — Hussein Nishah
Go to hell. Kiss my ass. Fuck off. Drop dead. Can I make myself any clearer? — Hussein Nishah
Strangers think Im quiet, my friends think Im outgoing, my best friends know Im insane. — Hussein Nishah
Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking I'm gonna ki..-ahhh. Damn, she's under a blanket. — Hussein Nishah
A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling. — Hussein Nishah
Nevermind. Translation... You shouldve listened the first time. — Hussein Nishah
Life without you is like; Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos, and Google with no results. — Adrian Body
If you have slept with more than 10 people in past year then you have no right to call your reproductive organ a Private Part.… — Hussein Nishah
To all the ladies who say gentlemen don't exist, they do exist but gentlemen are attracted to ladies not sluts. — Hussein Nishah
Have you ever noticed that the more special you treat someone, the more that someone takes you for granted? As if you won't ever change. — Hussein Nishah
Mostly, those who hate us are blinded from our good qualities just like those who love us are blinded from our bad qualities — Hussein Nishah
I Love The Person Who See My Profile Everyday — Hussein Nishah
Keep calm and be awesome as fuck — Hussein Nishah
Put a condom over your heart and fuck your feelings — Hussein Nishah
Live your life to the fullest and don't care what anyone thinks. Just be you and if people wanna talk about you just ignore it… — Hussein Nishah
Thinks certain people need to get there facts straight about the situation before they run there mouths — Hussein Nishah
Feels wild and wants to do something extreme so has decided to run with scissors — Hussein Nishah
When someone pisses you off, just smile. That pisses them off more — Hussein Nishah
You are prettiest when you're happy. Don't waste time being sad. — Hussein Nishah

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