Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

IHateFacebookBecause I'm tagged as a shoe everyday soannoying — Unknow Quote
It's so scary, the MySpace and Facebook and AIM, and all that. I'm just really not into that. If you want to have a friendship,… — Emily Osment
Why cant Facebook just make ONE app that works? No need for camera, messenger and whatever else.. AM I ASKING TOO MUCH??!! — Justine Ezarik
It's like an outer space Facebook. — Donna Noble
That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it. — Jessica Mcdoodle
The Worst Pain In Life Is When Someone You Know Turns Into Someone You Knew.. — Pacifiersucker
I wish ppl wuld type on fb like thy rit in skool. — Charlie Anders
Everyone on Facebook is faithful? That's what thier statuses say. — Livefree2dream44
This is facebook don't like my story get the fuck off my page BYE!!! — Danielle Hall
She is currently giving me silent treatment just because I didn't write happy birthday on her Facebook wall. Like I give a shit. — Don Kel
Dont ever think youre nothing because somewhere along the line, theres going to be someone who thinks youre everything. — Ewshy
Of course, Facebook is not a good social networking site / But It's is a good Notepad — Mak_786
Me without you is like Facebook with no friends, YouTube with no videos, and Google with no results. — Fricca Joaquin
Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on, the more it hurts. — Fricca Joaquin
Today, The relationship of friendship, just a like day,, the Friends sand to you the friendship request on Facebook comes in the morning,, to midnight,… — Mak_786
I don't like facebook.There are fake id's.Some even don't know they are flirting with their sisters..... — Ritesh Ojha
Let's be real, there's nothing wrong in a distant relationship that is honest but we must live in a realistic fact that phone calls are… — Kemmy Nola
Facebook needs a In a relationship with ______ while I'm flirting with ______ while I still have feelings for ______ while I'm fucking ______ button..… — Emilio Vasquez
Man facebook got some nerve I git invited to some event and it goes and picks out my date what you think this is india — Jeremy Smith
Anyone can make you smile, many people can make you cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your… — Xuan Ta
Internet of bottomless sea of knowledge' great surprise that,,We are also cheating themselves, rather than learning something new By wasting your time on sites like… — Mak_786
Life is sometime a facebook page as much you scroll down you sees the post and things u really don't want to do...but the difference… — Gaurav Chavan
Ted Hey baby wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook. — Alexandria Guidry
When I get bored I put Facebook into a translator, just to see if everyone's statuses still sound dumb as **** in every other language.... — Nathan Schwake
Dear Facebook mobile, Please update your app and fix all the glitches. Your app has more issues than my last relationship. Sincerely, Me and everybody… — Brian Zilinek

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