Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

You dont have tolike me , I'm not a facebook status — Unknown Author
Facebook has just suggested I poke my gf. Yeah good one facebook...i v been trying for weeks... — Lawrence
Happy anniversary Mom and Dad. Even through those occasional times when we didn't get along, I could still that tell your love for me never… — Unknown Author
Hate when people say whos up go look at the bottom right corner of your screen it says chat click on it — Unknown Author
Facebook should have a report a religious troll button. — Steve Fowler
God has no cell phone but, I still talk to Him... no Facebook, but He is still my friend. He does not have a twitter,… — Unknown Author
That depressing moment when you wake up during the best part of your dream. — BriMs
That life changing moment,when you finally able to say I love you to a person an really mean it.. — BriMs
Facebook is like a school yard, kids running around playing games while facebook watches and sees who you react with who you talk to and… — Unknown Author
Oh, so your already cheating? I thought the 5 second rule was only for food;) — Unknown Author
That akward moment when you are getting a haircut and you have an itch on your face ! — Leo Schurr
If you are really clever enough on facebook then try to hack all the fake account created by the name of girls. — Unknown Author
If her job on facebook says — Unknown Author
Don't got to like me I'm a facebook staus — Unknown Author
Lol cool atrcile dude! thanks! I searched for cool statuses on facebook and this came up somehow I agree with what you say! thx for… — Unknown Author
Twitter CommentUse your blog to base your cpmaaigns. The social media wheels will turn RT @jaybaer Facebook turns its guns on Twitter [link to post] — Unknown Author
Facebook Status are more coneectnd I think, while twitter create so much confusion in users minds. Because people post so many links their. Nice info — Unknown Author
Dr:are u sexually active?me:yes I'm a facebook whore — Unknown Author
So numb my face gone, I need my space and I don't do Facebook. Seriously how my face look? — Unknown Author
Having the most friends on Facebook is like sitting at the coolest table in a mental hospital cafeteria — Unknown Author
Who needs to watch the new when you can just go on facebook — Riley G
Who needs to watch the news when you can just check your facebook — Riley G
Don't like your own facebook status. is like giving a high five to your self in public — Unknown Author
When you feel like giving up remember why you held on for so long in the first place. — Unknown Author
Told you is gonna cause you told you I misplace thing sorry if I lost you I fuck your friend purposely your heart is Teflon… — Unknown Author

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