Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

For those of you complaining you cant sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! Its a proven fact that its impossible to sleep while facebooking. — M4ster Strider
I will update My Facebook status for money! — M4ster Strider
I like facebook but I don't like my face in book — Unknown Author
We add friends on Facebook to feel accepted, but we go to the club and don't want to be bother......Gilliam — Unknown Author
I have a life out of Facebook...i Just dont remember the password! — Unknown Author
Im trying to ignore all the texts that you send an you addin me on facebook thinking ima be your friend — Mikey Mar
At the end of the day all you are is a facebook page.. — Unknown Author
Some facebook stautes are so funny its not even funny — Jeremiah
Get off Facebook while in church. — Kevin Hart
Question : why do girls get mad when guys try to spit game or just talk to them? why do they have to post it… — Unknown Author
I 'like' the facebook...., But I dont 'like' to my Books..... — Unknown Author
This is facebook not a slutbook. — Christina Palermo
You Dont Have To Love Me. Im Not A Facebook Status ( : — Wiz Khalifa
Facebook doesn't get you caught up; your dumb ass statuses does. — Unknown Author
Twitter is the PERFECT escape from all the Facebook foolishness. — Unknown Author
Don't You see on Facebook , People Type All Fancy in thier Status's — Nastajalexi
Facebook is like a death you will never know when it will come,you never know wether they will comment — Unknown Author
What do Facebook, Twitter, Google plus and other social media sites have that you do not? You know what? — Unknown Author
Dear 8 year olds, Get off facebook and go back 2 clubpenguin! — Unknown Author
Facebook is the... — Unknown Author
Facebook alows you to talk to walls and poke people but not nudging like msn because that's just plain wrong! — Unknown Author
I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas. — Unkown
Dear Facebook, i hate how you change yourself just because people tell you to. dont listen to them. you were fine just the way you… — Unknown Author
D'aww haters, you stalking on my facebook? How cute. — Yanyan
I had a wet dream about you last night , I cracked up laughin so hard when you fell off that cliff ! — Sierra

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