Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

Taking subtle shots at someone on Facebook and acting cool to their face=bitch move — Brian Zilinek
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be 'Nobody'. So when I see the stupid shit people post, I can like… — Kezza Purdue
I hate it when someone says, facebook ruins relationships, no slut you ruined your own relationship, no one told you to go on and flirt… — Ella Rojas
F.A.D. Facebook Addiction Disorder. It's REAL. Google it. — Brian Zilinek
My Parents should be proud of me because I'm addicted to Facebook noy to drugs! — Unknown Author
I wish all the guys that have ever secretly liked me now and in the past would admit it, or rat out a friend that… — Tiffany F
You will be judged on how you live your life, but I will also be judged on how I treat you — Tiffany F
A girl breaks up wit her boyfriend and 20 minutes after the break up she see's a post on his facebook wall that says FUCK… — Unknown Author
Instead of Facebook asking Whats on your mind?, it should probably ask WTF is YOUR problem? — Unknown Author
Canceled Facebook last night after a friend told me it posted where we had had dinner. Facebook isn't the boss I me! I'M the boss… — Jennifer Carpenter
I've realized that instead of posting all my problems on Facebook, its better to find solutions for them on Google. — Unknown Author
That awkward moment when your ex likes your new relationship status on facebook. — Mario Tomasello
In our world, we have so many ways we can escape with technology, like TV, Facebook, computers, text messaging and all that. For her, it… — Mia Wasikowska
You can block me on Facebook but I know you cant block out the memories of me and you together in your mind .. — Unknown Author
Number of followers doesn't make you a leader hitler had thousands , jesus had 12 — Esther Tye
I'm on the Facebook board now. Little did they know that I thought Facebook was really stupid when I first heard about it back in… — Reed Hastings
A New Jersey man is suing two men for allegedly using Facebook to organize an attack on him at a bar. By the time police… — Seth Meyers
Shoutout to all the '90s kids: We never needed alot, we just needed enough. — Raghib Clitso
A person that loves you doesnt need to take any promises, he just have to prove that even if he doesnt have anything, he will… — Laine
Whats on my mind you ask? well Facebook, I would tell you but your terrible at keeping secrets! — Arjun Loveable
Is thinking the 'poke' button on Facebook is getting far too old now. I would like to see a 'choke' and 'slap' button — Arjun Loveable
OK bed, I'm coming, let me finish my affair with Facebook and you can have me all night. — Arjun Loveable
Likes going around Poking people, but thinks Facebook should add a Bitch-slap option too. — Arjun Loveable
It used to be, Can I have your number? Now it's, Do you have Facebook :D :D — Arjun Loveable
I have FAD ~ Facebook Addiction Disorder — Arjun Loveable

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