Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

When I'm stalking my exes on Facebook, sometimes I think, 'I should have never let her go.'...but most times I think, 'She really let herself… — Rudy Espinoza
For all you care to know, your Soul mate may be browsing your Facebook profile, stealing your smiles and praying to God that he/she would… — Kemmy Nola
Without friendship one can live but how can live without facebook. — Subhananda
In my spare time I prefer to read my facebook :) — Subhananda
You can look me up at facebook.com name red bone johnson — Facebook
When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very right or very wrong.~ — Idunno
Why I love Tumblr. Me: Shit day. Facebook: Who gives a fuck. Shut up. Tumblr: Aw, what happened. Me: Feel like shit. Facebook: Stop being… — Mickey
Is having a Facebook status so important to us? Some of us who are REALLY engaged or married will set our status to SINGLE and… — Chee Vai Tang
Facebook status did not make me feel better when I feel bad — Abdulrahman ElTohami
That Awkward Situation When Someone You Deleted Off Facebook And Tries To Add You Again... — Pacifiersucker
Some people suck at texting back....ugh — Kevin Suboc
Coworkers love to complain about their weight issues and talk about weight loss plans.... As they reach over for their fourth slice of carrot cake. — Kevin
Dayum. I see more relationship changes on Facebook than I do on Divorce Court! — Unknown Author
Next time when I ask u if u wanna fwm then say yes r no.. but dont have ur bitch facebook me to tell me… — Unknown Author
Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that- 'People are more interested in others life than their own-! — Unknown Author
Who needs the young and the restless, when we can watch drama on Facebook anytime? — Arjun Loveable
The awkward moment when you post the funniest facebook status you have ever written but no one likes ! xP — Komal
If Facebook Doesn't Make You Happy Then You're Probably 'Liking' And Following The Wrong People... — Pacifiersucker
9 year olds have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, and a Facebook. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers . — Kaylaquotes
Your way or the highway? I choose the 'high' way. — Raghib Clitso
Need to go to the pharmacy, because I'm so sick! — Unknown Author
Some people need to realize that the relationship status tab on Facebook is in no way similar to a light switch...LOL — Adar Burks
My First FACEBOOK STATUS in 2013 will be . IS ANYONE ALIVE ??? — Tanya Bianco
Follow me on twitter @_slimfine12 , and add me on facebook/ PRINCESS JONES :) — Unknown Author
That Awkward Moment When someone pokes you on facebook and you have no clue who they are . — InFinity

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