"Why I love Tumblr. Me: Shit day. Facebook:……" — Mickey
"Why I love Tumblr. Me: Shit day. Facebook: Who gives a fuck. Shut up. Tumblr: Aw, what happened. Me: Feel like shit. Facebook: Stop being an attention seeker. Tumblr: Whats wrong, need to talk? Me: Had an amazing day. Facebook: No one cares. Tumblr: Im glad. Me: I feel the need to self harm. Facebook: Stop seeking attention, no one cares. Tumblr: Dont do it. Dont. You know it'll hurt so much people and you've got so much to look forward to. Please dont. Me: I feel hideous. Facebook: Because you are. Tumblr: Dont feel that way, your beautiful. Believe it. Me: Feeling sexual. Facebook: What the hell is wrong with you? Tumblr: Lets get it on."
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Mickey
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