Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

When you've done something wrong, admit it and be sorry. No one in history has ever choked to death from swallowing his pride. — Abhishek Tiwari
I'd rather write REALATIONSHIP than to write RELATIONSHIP. Because for me Relationship is for real, not just as a status on facebook to let everyone… — Aldyna Threesya
You can win any argument if you just keep replying with so? to everything they say until they have an existential crisis.!!! — Tufail Mehraj
He's always trying to hack my facebook lol — Ariana
Photography ix the only career where I can legally shoot people!!! — Tufail Mehraj
Life is like a facebook status message.. You can create or change a status that you post, but you can't change the status that your… — Aldyna Threesya
When You Came , You were like Red Wine And Honey .... And Taste of u Burnt ma Mouth with its Sweetness.. — Faisal Khan Neal
Bye everyone miss u all I am deleting my account from there if u want talk me then add me on fb [email protected] miss u… — Unknown Author
Be careful who you trust. If someone will discuss others with you, they will certainly discuss you with others. — Kristina
For Halloween you should go as the person you pretend to be on Facebook..! — Bernajoy Vaal
I don't mind if others don't like me. After all,I'm not a Facebook status. — Abhishek Tiwari
The coolest facebook button ever! :D — ProudLesbian
When your GF blocks u on Facebook, Its called an electronic divorce — Danish
I just wanna be the reader, the liker or the commenter now. No more status updates... — Unknown Author
Facebook the biggest DRAMA social network people use today, never miss anything — Taelor Chardae
WTF! whatapp, twitter and facebook — Unknown Author
People be posting nude pics just to get likes and attention on facebook like wtf what happen to your self respect? — Christine Ramkran
My ex changed his Facebook status tosuicidal and on the edge.. so I poked him. — Camille Cassie Govender
People, liking and commenting First to like on a Facebook photo, Really? Will you get a diploma for that? Please Explain, Love You! -Donya Ina — Unknown Author
Hmmmm, one moment you are thanking God for your many blessings and the next you are cursing someone out. One moment you catching the spirit… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
Girl: Why You Post My Name On Your Facebook Status In Every 2 Minutes? Boy: Facebook Keeps Asking Me WhatS On My Mind? And Honestly,… — Babloo
Say it to my face, not through your status! — Unknow
Coolest way to end the conversation in Facebook is by just LIKE the comment... — Junior DÃ¨ RÃ¨Ã¡l Testament
Watch out for people who you call your facebook friend,because the realer you are the faker they appear.. — Frenchqueen
I really wanna throw a book at someones face and be like, I Facebooked you! — Melania

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