Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

My facebook status may not inspire you, but I'm sure someone is deeply touched by it. — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi
If less than 100 people wish you a happy birthday on Facebook you should probably just kill yourself — Nikhil Saluja
I like you status not simple because I'm making you to get more likes but because its touching me. — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi
Facebook is kind of like prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you dont know. — Orebela Gbenga
Your Face: 3 Million people dislike this. — Orebela Gbenga
Face your problems, dont facebook them. — Orebela Gbenga
Facebook says were Friends but, trust me, I wouldnt hesitate to punch you in the freaking face! — Orebela Gbenga
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you? — Orebela Gbenga
Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like! — Orebela Gbenga
Facebook should change it from Friends to People Ive made eye contact with. — Orebela Gbenga
Facebook: helping you spy on people one click at a time. — Orebela Gbenga
You can never really say whats' on your mind, when your family is on Facebook. — Nishan Panwar
We are the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook. — Abhishek Tiwari
Girls with no ass probably typed LMAO wayyyy too many times on Facebook. — Nikhil Saluja
Oh yhu dont like me... good cuz I'm not a facebook pic anyway!! — Niyah Calero
My mother always said, if you can`t say anything nice, then don`t say anything at all... And Then I signed-up for Facebook! — Nikhil Saluja
Meanwhile last night on facebook another girl got engaged, must unfriend her now. — Nikhil Saluja
There is a special place in hell for people who spam you with facebook game requests — Nikhil Saluja
Facebook is our past. Twitter is our present. Unemployment is our future. — Nikhil Saluja
Sometimes I think people get Facebook confused with eharmony! Smh — Lisette Alfaro
Sometimes you have to do whats best for you and your life, not whats best for everybody else. — Nikhil Saluja
Sometimes, the only thing left to do is to let go even if it's the hardest thing to do. — Nikhil Saluja
What's the point of having hundred likes on Facebook given that you have to undress to get them? Just sayin'. — Stay Happy
Deleting your Facebook account is a quick way to find out what people will say at your funeral. — Nikhil Saluja
Isn't it true that many students do more of facebook than facing their book? You can never cook stones and expect meat. — Abegunde Sunday O

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