Facebook Quotes

2879 Facebook quotes by 816 unique authors

All day and all night you are in my mind. Get back soon because I miss you like a Facebook addict misses notifications and like… — Superman
Stop writing. Facebook wall will be dirty. Haha — Zaini Milan
You might feel like your whole life has flashed before your eyes, but whatever you do, make sure it was worth watching. — Michael Kilby
Someone asked me: How do you feel if you didn't update your facebook status in a day? Me: Well I feel like I didn't live… — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi
Despite what it looks like on someones Facebook or Twitter, no one has it figured out. Were all just slapping things against a wall and… — Melchor Lim
Never trust a person with one only facebook picture — Hussein Nishah
Sometimes people try way so hard to sound clever on Facebook — Hussein Nishah
My pastime is quoting the quotes on Facebook. — Aydin
Why does Facebook want to know what I am thinking? Do they not realize that is classified and somewhat scary information? — Hussein Nishah
Never rush into falling in love, because love never runs out; Let love be the one to knock at your door. Besides true love is… — Strawberry
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know...... — Sreenadh
The Official Facebook Profile facebook.com/cola09 , And Official Twitter account twitter.com/Actualcola/ Inspirational Quotes about Life Love — Nishan Panwar
If I can combine all your facebook status, I can have a nice Horror, comedy, drama sci-fi movie in one day.. — Simphiwe Scientist
Let go of those who bring you down and surround yourself with those who bring out the best in you. — Zahid Abas
Facebook, the only book that have different stories and characters in one page — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi
If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on facebook! — Michael Lazarus
If girl photoshop her image and upload it on facebook thought that she will get a guy well then yes she will get many likes,… — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi
If you are ugly, you are ugly. Posting your naked picture on facebook won't turn you to be beautiful — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi
Let the summer begin now: so we can see girls uploading their half naked picture and claim that its hot while thinking that they will… — Scientist Dumi
That awkward moment when you got kicked out in the class because you corrected the teacher then everyone in the class laugh — Simphiwe Scientist
They say if you want to update your status every minutes go to twitter, but last I checker twitter have limited words only 140 letters:… — Simphiwe
Someguys are capable of playing Mr nice guy of facebook but in real life, they suck big time. — Unknown Author
I'ved being liked by so many people in real life, and you've being liked by so many people in facebook. Question, Have you ever met… — Unknown Author
Facobook. Is where people get married at the age of 15years. And when writing your own status in your own wall in every minutes people… — Simphiwe
People invite you on facebook and they just say nothing: and you complain and say: what is the use of being invited by the person… — Unknown Author

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