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- Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
- We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.
- Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find…
- We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of…
- And to you taxpayers out there, let me say this: Make sure you file your tax return on time! And remember that, even though income…
- Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy,…
- In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes.
- There's nothing wrong with enjoying looking at the surface of the ocean itself, except that when you finally see what goes on underwater,you realize that…
- Black Stache had no love for the Queen, no love for women of any sort, except for his ma. He had a real soft spot…
- There was nowhere to sit except the bunk, which was covered with rotting food, and a wooden stool, upon which sat a large fur-covered lump—an…
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- I learned one most important thing in my life. That nonody in this whole world can understand you correctly. Except yourself. — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Whom God legally saves, He experimentally saves; whom He justifies, them He also sanctifies. Where the righteousness of Christ is imputed to… — Arthur W. Pink
- No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we'd been… — Richelle Mead
- I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food… — Brendan Behan
- I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort. — Spiro T. Agnew
- I am above the forest region, amongst grand rocks & such a torrent as you see in Salvator Rosa's paintings vegetation all… — Joseph Dalton Hooker
- I appreciate the potato only as a protection against famine, except for that, I know of nothing more eminently tasteless. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
- No one has ever succeeded in keeping nations at war except by lies. — Salvador de Madariaga